Favorite films

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  I need Ellen’s hair and and also not to be a monster fucker but count orlok? Disgusting but I also kinda get it

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Jul 2024

  I’m a horror movie vet, and I rarely get scared. This one, despite the inherent silliness of how nic cage portrayed long legs, I got fucking SCARED during this movie. I was so invested the whole time, it really sucks you in.

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Jul 2023

  This is a feminist masterpiece. It so perfectly shows how women and men act under the patriarchy, how women just feel gross and just want to be left alone, they don’t want to hurt men or take away their accomplishments, they just want freedom to be themselves, exactly as they are. Whereas men will take from women, the patriarchy tells them that they need to in order to feel like men. but they don’t, and that doesn’t help them at…

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  Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Jan 2023

  this movie is so fucking stupid. i want everyone to watch it. i was high as hell while watching which made it a million times better, just a great fucking movie.

  also we need more movies where dumb hot male actors get put with funny female comedians. it’s always the other way around and it’s so much funnier when men get to be himbos.

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