Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle 2017

  ★★★★ Rewatched 28 Feb 2025

  ”I’m an overweight, middle aged man.” 

  ”Why would I need to be fast when I’m being chased by an enormous killer zebra or some shit in this dumbass hat?”

  ”That was intense, I like can’t even with this place”

  ”Where is my PHONE ?!??!”

  Bethany makes this good. She’s literally the funniest character, fridge to SOMETIMES.

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  27 Dresses 2008

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  b b bbenie and the jetsssss

Popular reviews

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  John Tucker Must Die 2006

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Oct 2024

  Heath Ledger is the only one that can pull off that haircut

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  Gladiator 2000

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Aug 2024

  You sold me queer giraffes 🦒🦒!? 
  😭😭