Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Its been ten minutes and the only thing i remember about the film is how down bad i still am for Logan

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  Jackass 3D 2010

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Feb 2025

  He fell for the soup

Popular reviews

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  Shaun of the Dead 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Jun 2023

  If we hole up, I wanna be somewhere familiar, I wanna know where the exits are, and I wanna be allowed to smoke

  Its a classic as is all of the cornetto trilogy, i think they stand the test of time too. 

  My attraction to Simon Pegg never fades, but also Nick Frost currently too iykyk. 

  I relate the most to them making ciggy’s so important, i would also take time for a last one before offing myself.

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  Coco Chanel & Igor Stravinsky 2009

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Mar 2023

  Piano playing, perfect pornstache, three piece suit wearing, ciggy smoking Mads had me barking

  I don’t know shit about the real story so its all based off this film

  If my husband was cheating on me and i confronted the girl and she told me to my face she didn’t feel guilty i would have beat the absolute shit out of her. What the actual fuck, that new perfume would have been poured into her eyes and down her fucking…