Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Just what the doctor ordered—a not-too-serious good ole fun film. I love u Mickey 17. 

  Also I would absolutely have the same reaction if there were two Robert Pattinson’s right in front of me.

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  Audition 1999

  ★★★ Watched 06 Jan 2025

  I’ve never had a movie make me gag like that.

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Dec 2024

  Yeah Lily-Rose Depp put her whole ass into that. Perfectly gross and fun. Everything I wanted in a Christmas movie, but they couldn’t have made Nosferatu at least a little hot?

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  Scooby-Doo 2002

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Oct 2024

  They put their whole pussies into making this movie and it HOLDS UP. It’s just silly and fun and if you don’t like it you hate fun and I bet you’re annoying to bring to a party

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