TV and film fan. I make trailers for a living.
If I enjoy a movie, I'll give it 5 stars. That's the only criteria.
The Wachowskis:
What if every single character was super horny at some point and then Colonel Sanders showed up?
Someone force Kevin Feige to give the Scarlet Witch movie to the Wachowskis right now.
Also... "What mouth?"
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Listen. Absolutely great movie, BUT NO FLYING COW OR HELLEN HUNT CAMEO IS UNACCEPTABLE!