Lukas

Lukas

I’m not a film critic, just critical of films. Scripts and scores are my jam.

Favorite films

  • Jojo Rabbit
  • Howl's Moving Castle
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

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  • Apache Gold

    ★★★½

  • Asteroid City

    ★½

  • The Darjeeling Limited

    ★★★½

  • A Town Called Panic

    ★★★★★

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  • Apache Gold

    Apache Gold

    ★★★½

    I had to watch this film for my Sophomore German class during our “German perspectives of the Wild West” unit, but I would have been happy to watch it of my own accord.

    The movie is wonderfully “Wild West,” with just enough zany characters (including Sam, ‘if I’m not mistaken’ lol) alongside several noble and sadly, oddly cold, figures.

    That being said, Apache Gold is still boring and lacking depth. To start off with, there’s only 2 musical movements that…

  • Asteroid City

    Asteroid City

    ★½

    Too artsy even for my tastes. 

    Can anyone please tell me what the point of this movie is, and WTF “you can’t wake up if you don’t fall asleep” or whatever that creepy ah sequence means?

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  • Whiplash

    Whiplash

    ½

    Terrible movie. I actually hate whiplash I ironically not only because it hurts to watch but also because it is completely unrealistic and should be banned by the United Nations in all countries.

  • Inside Out 2

    Inside Out 2

    ★★★½

    MAJOR Disclaimer: I did watch this in German

    Ngl I fell asleep halfway through this one. However, I was only asleep for an estimated 5-10 minutes, so I still feel qualified to rate it a 4 out of 5 stars.

    As we all know, Pixar has not exactly been on top of things since the 2010s, when they basically stopped making originals, and this film kind of conforms to that, with meh character development and some new (possibly marketable?) characters

    TLDR: would prob watch again in English with friends, would most likely fall asleep again

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