Lorna

Lorna

Favorite films

  • Knives Out
  • West Side Story
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Challengers

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  • Holland

    ★★★

  • Wicked

    ★★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • Postcards from the Edge

    ★★★

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  • Holland

    Holland

    ★★★

    Welcome back Tom Wambsgams!!! I missed him so much! He’s back with a different Australian pretending to be American wife and he’s worse than ever! Maybe Greg was the only thing holding him back…

    Ok serious review time: pretty fine, probably too much in common with a Lifetime movie to really call it good. Not sure the purpose of the racism against Gael Garcia Bernal was other than to show the bad side of white suburbia? And to make him…

  • Wicked

    Wicked

    ★★★★½

    “So is he just too stupid to be racist?”

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    The way I involuntarily blurted out (in a whisper) “how long have you been 17?” when he said “aw man I’m still 17” 💀

    Really really engaging first half, especially when you’ve been watching Severance and the morality and philosophy of having multiple selves have been on the brain. I even got to make a just like Challengers joke that was actually warranted! The second half was less interesting to me, when it became Elon Trump versus tardigrades. An interesting, accessible, and funny sci fi film throughout though.

  • Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story

    Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story

    About 10 minutes into this movie I remembered that I hate sports (particularly American football) and overly invested sports fans, which made enjoying this movie incredibly difficult. I was straight up yelling at the TV “shut up about the hat SHUT UP ABOUT THE HAT!” It’s soooo not that serious! Also 0 out of 5 for basically no Taylor Swift references.