Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Barnyard 2006

  Rewatched 20 Mar 2025

  what the fuck is up with wild mike tho

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  Abigail 2024

  ★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Stevens is fun but this shit doesn’t jive. First act is a slog and when shit hits the fan it’s just poorly done action horror or whatever. Sucks.

Popular reviews

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  Eraserhead 1977

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 02 Jan 2018

  spooky parenthood

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  takes its time establishing the scenario, and then the lone-watcher-lighthouse vibes give the movie some ballast. pivots to a romcom charm so breezy you’ll forget it’s suppose to have monsters in this before morphing into a fucking quake co-op level - NIN banger soundtrack and all

  overstays its welcome but I’ll take messy ambition over generic boredom any day

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