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Scream 1996
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« What’s your favourite scary movie—„It’s LaLaLand, scariest of em all“ »
Scream (1996) – ✰✰✰✰
This movie really took other slasher films and was like, yeah, all those stereotypes? Let’s use those fuckers to our advantage. The rules they lay out for surviving a horror movie? Just there to be broken— told by the cast themselves—shoved right in your face while you watch, thinking, oh, they wouldn’t actually—then they do. Main characters thinking they know it better, just to…
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Final Destination 2000
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« Due to self control I will not write a nine-eleven related joke »
Final Destination – ✰✰✰
I kinda didn’t like the characters—at all-not in any way. They just weren’t interesting. They felt like plain stereotypes, and while that usually works fine in horror movies, these guys were just… not it. No depth, no real personality, just bodies waiting to be added to the death counter. But really—that’s not why you watch Final Destination. It’s all about these beautifully…Translated from by
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Marriage Counseling 2025
« Give this a million Oscars [ I’ve spent way too long on this review for such a cute silly movie 😭😭 ] »
Marriage Counseling - ✰✰✰✰✰✰
At first glance, Stuffed Divorce may seem like a weird, almost absurdist take on the legal and emotional complexities of marital dissolution—but beneath its soft, fuzzy, absolutely adorable stuffed exterior lies a harsh critique of modern relationships, sexuality, partnerships consumer culture, and the existential fragility of love.With just 45seconds, this film…
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Lammbock 2001
« Did they ever check on that hunter they left in the trench? »
Lambock – ✰✰
Everyone was stoned almost the entire runtime.— really liked that. Especially how they’ve showed that, turning black and white is a pretty amazing way to depict that.
They’ve also showed what evil business one can be rolled in, when entering the drug business, almost getting arrested, masturbating at family dinner [ which by the way, not enough people talked about that I feel—…Translated from by
