put us to sleep. apparently christmas movies dont christmas as hard when you’re using tennis balls for decoration. hr nightmare elves were the one saving grace. girl sat down and composed an email to a radio station wishing christmas didn’t exist after being shocked her previous wishes came true immediately
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Santa Tell Me 2024
as with all movies in this realm of ranking, we have some some suggestions for areas of improvement
- 3 nicks and a chris-nick is too many nicks, this is really two movies and there is too much going on for it to all be in one
- what the fuck was her original idea for a show? make a normal nice home christmassy? i dont see the vision
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A Very Merry Mix-Up 2013
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
sitting down on the toilet to write this one because i can already tell its going to take a long time. also there will be spoilers about 5 paragraphs down so stop reading there if you dont want spoilers, although if you don’t already know the plot of a very merry mix up, have you been living under a rock?
the parts where she is in the house with matt’s family are SO EPIC and very fun! mom and i…
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The Christmas House 2020
hallmark said ok a few gay people but make it homophobic. the mom was lowkey crazy and controlling why couldn’t she just work through her issues instead of just saying ok divorce time. bc clearly she could have she just couldn’t see past the end of her stupid whistle. all in all way too much going on. pls pray for mom and i to watch a good hallmark movie soon.
casting note for this movie: one of the gay guys was aaron samuels from mean girls. hes not quite the heartthrob he used to be.
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