• The Worst Person in the World

    The Worst Person in the World

    This film encapsulates the sad problems of city people into an incoherent bottle of clean and fabricated feels. It fails to strike any resonance, partly due to its dreadful gender politics and partly due to its meagre story.

    Essentially, we are left watching this shell of a girl drift aimlessly about from man to man as the film becomes a play on how she exists concerning them. She isn't the protagonist in her own story, which is not a good mark when you're claiming to be able to expertly mine and understand the female psyche.

  • Terrifier 3

    Terrifier 3

    ★★★★

    BRUTAL.

    New heights of twisted carnage with this one. It's the best of both worlds from each predecessor, although it doesn't feel quite as well put together as 2. Art is more animated than ever and the gore is certainly enough to have warrented a ban hammer ten years ago. It has a new big moment that will be talked about, but things get real creative and real gross throughout, so that each kill practically has the same force as the bedroom scene from 2.

    Like damn, no wonder no one else is trying to compete. Terrifier 3 is hardcore splatter and it's an absolute riot.

  • Evil Dead Rise

    Evil Dead Rise

    ★★★★½

    Dead By Dawn!

    Trapped in a shifty, rundown apartment. Sadistic forces unleashed through the curious investigation of an ancient book, giving way to maniacal, demonic carnage. Cue vomit, bodily dismemberment, and gallons upon gallons of blood. Evil Dead is back, gangsters! And it's exactly as you remembered it.

    Except, is that what we want? We love the gruesome chaos, the contorting bodies and disfigured, gleeful expressions of evil, but how does Evil Dead Rise differentiate itself if everything else is…

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★

    The world of Dune is so immensely textured, immersive and visually beautiful, which is no light achievement when the environment has only two sides: endless desert or metallic architecture.

    And yet, I don't find myself waking up today and thinking back on it like I do with the best films. It didn't keep me awake at night with euphoria, despite having a cinema experience that was of such magnitude it made the projection screen warble. First time I've ever noticed…

  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★★★★½

    The beginning of this film hurts so much. The ending hurts even more so. Probably not a narrative that should have been told in the Halloween universe, not for lack of fertile ground, but for brutally dismantling the anonymous shape fans have built of Michael over the decades. This stuff is rooted in us and the result is a weighted horror that is incomparably agonizing. There are more transgressive films, more gruesome slashers, but few are as emotionally confronting as this.

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    ★★★★★

    Quit trying to hold on so tight. I'm gone. Long gone. Like a turkey in the corn.

    What do I say? The man who ignited my love for film has departed this weary old world. Finding David's work was the moment cinema just clicked for me and there will never be another. I find myself terribly saddened and grateful beyond words.

    RIP my friend. There will be clear skies and golden sunshine all along the way for you.

  • Cannibal Holocaust

    Cannibal Holocaust

    ★★★★★

    A manipulator, a hypocrite, a technically perfect piece of media sensationalism, a discussion that'll never find its end, and a violence within the human heart that defies progression.

    An unrepeatable masterpiece, Cannibal Holocaust is the beautiful and ugly, moral and wicked soul of the human arts, promising to see things exactly how we'd want to see them. In doing so it confronts its audience with the harshest realities cinema has ever, and hopefully will ever, give us.

    I saw this…

  • Pearl

    Pearl

    ★★★★½

    I loved this on first watch, but now it has solidified itself as one of my favourite horror films of the 2020s thus far. It is all so perfectly stated and layered, yet succinctly told--the tragedy and fall of the new psycho as emotionally imaginable as they come. It understands that the spirit of horror is something that has broken and which threatens to break those around itself, and Pearl breaks in one of the most soul-crushing ways I have seen in the 21st century.

    The film is a modern classic. It really is.

  • Elfen Lied

    Elfen Lied

    ★★★★½

    Elfen Lied was a landmark piece of media that helped spark a personal fascination for the disturbing and controversial. However, when I saw it many years ago I beat it against the wall of moral criticism. I called it offensive, tasteless, and nothing but "shock value for its own sake wrapped up in a quasi-philosophical shell." I was harshly moralistic with the type of media I engaged with back then, which was something conservative religion tended to cultivate.

    The irony…

  • Kaboom

    Kaboom

    ★★★★½

    Araki's films give me so much happiness, man. It's kind of insane, but plug it all into me.

    This one is so good. I won't hear a word of it being anywhere below the teenage apocalypse trilogy.

  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★★★★

    ❤️💙💚💛🖤

    The finest piece of macabre cinema we have been blessed to witness. My favourite fairytale.

  • Martyrs

    Martyrs

    ★★★★★

    I've said everything I want and need to say about Martyrs in my original review. It's the review I'm most proud of on this site and the one I spent the longest time ruminating upon and wrestling with, because this film deeply and irrevocably affected me when I saw it. It contextualized my personal suffering and heartache at that time in a profound way. What I took from it then I take with me today, at least I try to.

    For me, Martyrs is the 2001: A Space Odyssey of horror.