LUCYANA

LUCYANA

elves are real & they live in the walls !!

Favorite films

  • Penn & Teller Get Killed
  • Tampopo
  • Uptown Girls
  • A New Leaf

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  • A Real Pain

    ★★★★

  • Down with Love

  • To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

    ★★★★★

  • Conclave

    ★★★★

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  • A Real Pain

    A Real Pain

    ★★★★

    too real ! rewound jesse eisenberg dinner scene twice tbh. good writing that hurt my feelings for good reason. wasnt sure if i would care about this movie honestly but glad to be wrong. love my family !

  • Down with Love

    Down with Love

    on paper this is something i should love but to be quite h my eyes just slid off it. first time in a long time that i checked out of something so fast. wasnt even playing on my phone or anything. after like 10 minutes i was just staring at the wall with david hyde pierce’s indignant little noises dripping in one ear and out the other. probably 25 minutes in i facetimed kaya. its still playing while i write this i dont know how long its been. i think this is all probably a problem on my end though, its probably a really fun movie

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  • How to Deal

    How to Deal

    ★★★★★

    [edit i was the highest ive ever been when i reviewed this 😈]

    !!!! this movie drives me horny crazy house on fire up the walls for BOY ATTENTION !!!!! boys, im TELLING you ok WHAT girls WANT is for you to TELL THEM EXPLICITLY that you want THEM to ask you out on a date. NOT the same as asking her out although that IS how you should be thinking. USE YOUR WORDS!!! thats ALL SHE WANTS!!! here is…

  • A Complete Unknown

    A Complete Unknown

    ★★★

    my grandpa was there when dylan went electric and he said that if they really wanted to be authentic they would have had everybody covering their noses because a thousand rotted clams had washed up at fort adams a week before. “it was RANK!!” he said. i saw this with him and my grandma and he stomped his foot to every song and “cried the whole time!”. afterwards my grandma walked up to the box office guy and said “GREAT movie” like she was congratulating him. too long