Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Secret of the Magic Gourd 2007

  ★★★ Rewatched 13 Mar 2024

  this was the first movie to make me feel

Recent reviews

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  Sideways 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  I wonder how paul giamatti feels knowing that the entire world thinks he has the perfect face to play a failed nihilist middle aged alcoholic. he never is not divorced.

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  Born in Flames 1983

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  huge respect for being early to disavow the 'work wife'.

Popular reviews

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  The Age of Adaline 2015

  Watched 12 May 2020 1

  why THE FUCK did she choose that stupid ass hipster over harrison fucking ford like aight

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ½ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  I just saw this movie. I swear I just saw this movie. what happens in it? oh my god. I can't remember anything about this movie. what happens in this movie. all I can remember is...Harrison Ford...and...TV static? watching this movie is the exact same experience as downloading tiktok for the first time and watching the default for you page for...2 hours?!?! oh my god. I've lost two hours. this movie made me stop functioning as a human.