Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies 2014

  ★★★ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 2012

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  so much of this could’ve been avoided if they had a couple dwarf women in the company just sayin

Popular reviews

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  Poseidon 2006

  ★★★ Rewatched 06 Nov 2020

  the wave was caused by fergie because she's just THAT powerful

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  Zodiac 2007

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Jan 2021

  jake gyllenhaal if you're reading this im free on thursday night and would like to hang out. please respond to this and then hang out with me on thursday night when im free.