Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  PO TAY TOES 

  Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2001

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  Two guys sitting in a hot tub

  Five feet apart cuz’ they’re NOT gay

Popular reviews

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  Sing Sing 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Dec 2024

  It’s been a while since a reveal at the end of a film gut punched me this hard. 

  Watched on the airplane so cried more than I usually would’ve (which was already a LOT) I think the flight attendants were concerned.

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 May 2024

  Luca has done it again. Pulled another excellent yet horny movie out of the bag. Came for the weird sexual tension stayed for the excellent lighting decisions. 

  Would’ve been five but honestly the amount of sweat dripping off them at the end did become comical.

  A modern day Jules et Jim but with more tennis and less German soldiers

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