Robert Pattinson, Mark Ruffalo, Stephen Yeun, Toni Collette, so many goats it's like a damn petting zoo in here
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Cloverfield 2008
Another instance of "yeah, as soon as I see that big ass monster im killing myself"
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Borderlands 2024
LOOK HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOY. It was if Eli Roth looked at the sparknotes for the borderlands characters, got halfway through and went "eh good enough." And then made some random ass story and completely rewritten the characters. I am devastated beyond words
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The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim 2024
THIS WAS SHIT FROM A BUTT. The most bland, milquetoast, and uninspired story that has absolutely nothing to do with LotR outside of a few name drops and locations.
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