Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Scary Movie 3 2003

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Oct 2024

  These men died for their country. Send flowers to their bitches and hoes.

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Jul 2024

  My only disappointment was the lack of legs that are long

Popular reviews

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  Possession 1981

  ½ Watched 13 Oct 2023 1

  I honestly didn’t believe this was 2 hours because bitch it felt like 5. I didn’t hate it, it had perks but give that bitch a Xanax cos she be wiggin out. Too much screaming. Too much breathing. I wasn’t sure when the haunt began. Maybe I’m just not film bro enough to have a complex thought about it. Maybe I don’t identify with Ryan Gosling enough. Sue me. 

  In conclusion, the whole film was purely saved by seeing Sam Neill’s blaringly white ass. Yum. 

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Aug 2023

  This was everything

  Lost 1/2 star because no barbie and the nutcracker reference tho

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