Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  bong 4 ever

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  Significant Other 2022

  ★★★ Watched 29 Jan 2025

  ANXIETY IS A SUPERPOWER

Popular reviews

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  Oldboy 2003

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Aug 2023

  PROLOGUE TANGENT: Today I started Muay Thai and had my ass beat for 90 minutes. After seeing Oldboy, I too will spend years imaginary fighting (for real though the choreography was electrifying).

  REVIEW: I am so glad this was never spoiled to me. I went in completely blind, and had a great “I can’t fucking believe this” during the climax. Haven’t lost my shit like that in a minute.

  The first 30 minutes was one of the best setups I’ve…

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  No One Will Save You 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Sep 2023

  This is the Signs of the 2020s and it fucking rocks.

  Will post more serious review once I gather my thoughts but goddam.