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  Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace 1999

  ★★½ Watched 06 May 2024

  give me Padmé’s wardrobe 

  but also in terms of the Star Wars movies this is like in the bottom three for me 🤪

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 May 2024

  my hymen, just like Patrick’s racket, is no longer in tact

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  Mean Girls 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Jan 2024

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  Lisa Frankenstein 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Feb 2024

  if he wouldn’t chop a penis off for you, he doesn’t love you ladies

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