Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown 1988

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  Okay but like the nervous breakdowns were valid as fuck.

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  Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus 2005

  ★★½ Watched 27 Feb 2025

  Oh, so she’s actually just Annika’s Peaga’sis.’

Popular reviews

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  Bratz: Genie Magic 2006

  ★★ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  They wanna be Selena Gomez in the ‘Come and Get It’ music video so bad. 

  Also, how the fuck did her magic carpet still work if she’s got no genie magic anymore.

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  Bratz: Rock Angelz 2005

  ★★★ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  “Rocking. Awesome. Punkalicious.”
  -Telegraph 

  “Perfectamente”
  -The New Yorker 

  “Scorching. Slamming. Rocking”
  -The Guardian 

  I was so wondering how the girls with a passion for fashion became rock stars and whether or not it was an awesome story that started whilst they were hanging at the mall. 

  ‘So Good’ would’ve won Eurovision 2005 but y’all don’t want to have that conversation. 😩
  Like I think I just had an out of the blue arterial explosion listening to this Grammy award winning pop-rock banger.

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