lucas

lucas

21yo he/they donkis
watching movies to keep the Thoughts™ at bay 👍
top 4 will change whenever i Freaking want!

Favorite films

  • Bram Stoker's Dracula
  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • Aliens
  • Saw

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  • The Parenting

    ★★★½

  • Frogman

    ★★★½

  • What You Wish For

    ★★★

  • The Art of Self-Defense

    ★★★★

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  • The Parenting

    The Parenting

    ★★★½

    Cute little horror comedy!! Even though the humor ran a fine line between cringey and hilarious but that ended up nicely setting the general tone for the movie, like yeah, this was just a dumb, silly goofy time! In my opinion, the funniest lines honestly came from Lisa Kudrow and Dean Norris's characters. Oh, and I loveddddd Parker Posey 🙏, I'm so obsessed with her these days.

  • Frogman

    Frogman

    ★★★½

    Frogman casts spells and fucks? Good for him, good for him... From looking at the behind-the-scenes photos, the makeup effects and Frogman costume looked pretty cool so it would've been really nice to be able to see all of that in the actual movie! I can understand the effort to make a more realistic-looking found footage movie but definitely not to the detriment of the visuals. Like at the end of the day, it's art and I should fucking be able to see it!! Other than that, I got tired of these characters very fast but thankfully the last 20 minutes kinda went hard!

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  • Summer of 85

    Summer of 85

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Underworld: Rise of the Lycans

    Underworld: Rise of the Lycans

    ★★★★

    I might like this a bit better than the first movie and I swear it has nothing to do with how hot Michael Sheen is in this... Like seriously they really didn't let that man wear a shirt at any point in the movie whew. But yeah, I love this story even though they mention it a lot in the previous movies, nice little romeo and juliet stuff.