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  Warfare 2025

  ★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  signifying nothing.

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  Baby Invasion 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Quite possibly the ugliest film I’ve ever seen; I watched the ending of Irreversible on a print from the fourth row and it was easier on the eyes and stomach than the DeepDream sequence in this. But I can admire ugliness. In an age where AI boosters want to make the tech as invisible as possible (wow! it’s just like bad art a human would make!), where movies want to be like games want to be like real life wants to…

Popular reviews

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  Vibroboy 1994

  ★★ Watched 10 Apr 2019 1

  the things I do for you Gaspar

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  Cuck 2019

  ½ Watched 08 Oct 2019 5

  Donald Trump’s name is never uttered in Cuck. His likeness is briefly featured, but the man himself is only ever referred to once, and only in the abstract: “our president”. His presence registers with all the weight of an off-brand “Combover Leader” Halloween mask. Barack Obama gets a similar silent treatment, although he’s at least afforded a freakishly anachronistic “Obummer” epithet. This is what we call a “small victory”.

  Cuck is the type of movie where the main character watches…