LukeGuywalker

LukeGuywalker

Favorite films

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • The Shining
  • Network
  • Raging Bull

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  • Big Night

    ★★★★★

  • They Live

    ★★★½

  • Amélie

    ★★★★★

  • Zodiac

    ★★★

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  • Big Night

    Big Night

    ★★★★★

    Probably the most unique entry in the Super Mario Bros. cinematic universe. This time, Mario and Luigi run a restaurant where they cook Yoshi and his eggs into a fucked up pasta cake. Luigi is fuckin Peach and Daisy while Mario gets busy with Birdo. Bowser tricks Mario and Luigi into being their friend and then steals all their coins. They do smash brothers at one point. Toad does his typical thing.

  • They Live

    They Live

    ★★★½

    Greatest fight scene ever in a movie. 5 minutes and 5 seconds (excruciatingly) long. It might be in Roddy Piper's contract that he be allowed to do >3 suplexes in whatever role he is in.

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  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★★★

    Really solid:

    The writer/director excels within the typical structure of the horror genre. This is evidenced by his allusions to several modern classics.

    Most obviously you have a lady FBI agent with top-of-her-class intuition which may cause her more harm than good. That’s Agent Starling. Also in the realm of The Silence of the Lambs is the antagonist, Long Legs. Creepy cross dressing serial killer interesed in doll/mannequin making with a personal interest in our heroine. Long Legs also feels he…

  • Network

    Network

    ★★★★★

    The greatest movie I’ve ever experienced. And because of that it is the greatest irony I’ve ever experienced.

    Generational writing delivered by generational talent brought together in a movie which confronts the remorseless reality that human expression is a vehicle for revenue and nothing more. The meaning of life, the correct meaning of life, is wealth. Not a wealth of love, or sacrifice, or even influence. A wealth of money. Money gamifies life and in life everyone plays the game,…

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