Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Shattered 1991

  ★★½ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  Sometimes shitty movies about amnesia, plastic surgery, marine real estate, cheating spouses and murder are also kinda fun.

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  There's Something About Mary 1998

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  It built me up buttercup. Jokes in every scene. Died laughing several times. Some cringy stuff but on purpose and done so well. Maybe the only mainstream movie featuring jizz? You don’t have to correct me it’s ok.

Popular reviews

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  Dracula 2000 2000

  ★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  Dude from hackers takes on Dracula young Gerard Butler in a Mardi Gras setting with a nu metal soundtrack?! Oh man. Very subtle product placement VIRGIN records! I see what you did there. Dracula. Virgins. That’s a thing right?

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  Hard Target 1993

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2024

  I’ll be hard pressed to ever rank a JCVD movie less than 3 stars, especially after viewing on VHS. This one is amazing. Has everything. John Woo crazy action sequences. Doves. The whole
  Motorcycle surfing scene. Give me more. And such a wet mullet.