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Recent reviews

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  The Death of Dick Long 2019

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Jan 2025

  Everyone watch this movie with no context other than that the guy who wrote this wrote everything everywhere all at once

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  Nightbitch 2024

  ★ Watched 03 Jan 2025

  I can’t believe I watched this whole movie

Popular reviews

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  Juror #2 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  Everytime Zoey Deutch was on the screen I was humming “treat you better”

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  Infinity Pool 2023

  ½ Watched 31 Mar 2024

  What the fuck I don’t ever ever want to watch a Willy wonka boat style orgy scene for ten minutes only to be one upped by the rest of the movie

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