Isn’t it strange that Ant-Man is now among one of Marvel’s most consistent franchises? The first could’ve easily been taken for a joke on the basis of its name alone - never mind the fiasco involved with Edgar Wright’s role and subsequent dropping as director - but as a fun, lighthearted heist film, it was a good time. But the MCU is a very different place now post-Infinity War, and so with Ant-Man And The Wasp, it’s an opportunity to…

The core problem with an “origin story” of Han Solo is, regardless of what happens, we all know how it ends. No matter what great peril goes ahead in this film, there’s another four Star Wars films to follow that, before this one has even started, iterate that everything is going to be fine. And so it’s a smart move to give this the lowest stakes of any Star Wars film to date, coming together as a part-western, part-heist film…

Okay Michael Bay, that's enough now.
Seriously, you can stop now.
No, really... stop.

And to think, there was actually a point in history where the idea of thrusting the Transformers into various historical settings - including aiding King Arthur and killing Hitler - was considered a good idea. But because this is a Transformers film and it's contractually obligated to be terrible, here we have another loud, messy "effort" whose biggest saving grace is that it's slightly shorter than…