Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Me when I realize that I totally would be Mickey 17 and not 18: "Oh man..."

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  The Great White Silence 1924

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  That cat gave me an actual jumpscare...
  That aside, it's marvelous to see this footage after seeing a bunch of German documentaries on the subject ages ago.
  Couldn't help but read all the titlecards in an old-timey British accent.

Popular reviews

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  Follow Me 2020

  ★★★ Watched 12 Jul 2020

  One whole star for that fantastic Logan Paul impersonator!

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  The First King 2019

  ★★½ Watched 14 Sep 2019

  Romulus vs. Remus

  Showing compassion to your people
  1 : 0
  Not spouting fascist bullshit
  1 : 0
  Founding a Metropole for thousands of years to come
  1 : 0
  Beard density
  0 : 1

  And we all know what's really important here.