Alien: The Force Awakens follows the story of Rey—sorry, Rain—who flees from her humble corporate boardroom origins, the only setting Disney understands, to become wise in the ways of the Force sorry, I mean that weird black goo from Prometheus and Alien: Covenant.

Along the way, our protagonist meets Yoda, no wait, Michael Fassbender’s severed head, no, sorry, actually I mean lan Holm, who, though now not a severed head, is a severed torso, his visage now masked with the…

I’ve known about the production of Midas Man for some time and I’m sad to say it was utterly disappointing.

While I did my best to view it without biases, as I am an obsessive Beatles fan, I feel it fails as a biopic. Epstein being a gay man during a time when it was criminalised, the notion that he may have been been in love with John Lennon, his lack of business acumen and mismanagement of the Beatles affairs,…

I am really happy with Nosferatu!

I saw the 35mm print by myself, to be absorbed fully and take in all of the horrific detail! It was everything I wanted and more.

While the original was a ‘legally distinct Dracula’, it told a better story and is more faithful to the historical folklore of vampires—yet it isn’t talked about as much as Dracula is!

This remake expands on what was great about the original in this way, with more of…