Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Dream Scenario 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  3 stars but had to give it 5 because of the NCA (Nicolas Cage Adjustment).

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  my ex girlfriend looked like monstro elisasue

Popular reviews

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  The guy who played Toros should have been nominated for best supporting role at the Oscars.

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Nov 2024

  I have many separate thoughts:

  1. I don’t know how every woman and gay man isn’t spending 12 hours a day swiping through pictures of Paul Mescal, slobbering all over themselves trying to form a coherent thought that isn’t “i must fuck Paul Mescal”. I am not gay, but this is a movie that makes me wish I was.

  2. A perfect lesson in recency bias. The first half sucked. Last half RULED (*lowers sunglasses down bridge of my nose*).…

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