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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★ Watched 30 Nov 2023

  It was aight. I get what they were trying to go for, but I think we sorely missed the mark on what the message was? So much to be said about wealthy socialite culture, but somehow this film found a way to say so little. Something about a bisexually charged-gay-european-single hoop jacob elordi makes chain smoking look so fucking appetizing though like mmmm GIMMIE DAT! 🤤🍽️

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  Bottoms 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Nov 2023

  fight club for campy lesbians. Love ❤️‍🔥

Popular reviews

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  Don't Worry Darling 2022

  ★★ Watched 26 Sep 2022

  Aliexpress adjacent back alley black mirror episode if a white woman attempted to write a jordan peele feature film... Flo kinda chewed tho, who’s surprised- Olivia on the other hand, you’re f*king WILDE for what you did! I’m worried as fck darling

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  The Little Mermaid 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 May 2023 1

  Honestly 10/10 movie. Very sweet and wholesome movie, taking away .5 stars bc of Awkwafina… but I am willing to turn a blind eye. also eric was hot so like boom. 🤗

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