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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024
This movie actively made my mental health worse. This movie ruined my life, watching this movie in cinemas changed the trajectory of my life in a horrible horrific way. My bank account, my relationship with my parents, my girlfriend, and my friends was made worse for the fact I watched this. This plotless, emotionless, whimsyless movie sucked the life out of me (and not in the good way). I am a husky of the man I used to be after…
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Mickey 17 2025
I don't blame her, I'd love every incarnation of Robert Pattinson too.
The idea of having someone love every version of you is really sweet, I didn't expect this to be the romantic movie it was. Also didn't expect it to be as political, but very welcomed.
She Micky on my 17 till I multiply.
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A Complete Unknown 2024
Timmy plays the kind of guy that will not stop telling you that "Tame Impala is just one guy". He then gets booed off stage for playing shitty indie rock. Truly one of the most influencial duche bags, Timmy was going for "One of the Greats" status with this 🙏
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The Monkey 2025
My girlfriend got the hots for the son and I prayed to her squishmellows for her demise
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