Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Twilight 2008

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Sep 2024

  “But it’s you, your scent, it’s like a drug to me. You’re like my own personal brand of heroin.”

  Super fun movie, endlessly quotable. Soundtrack goes so hard, cast was perfect, love me a good camp movie.

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  Top Gun 1986

  ★★★ Watched 06 Oct 2024

  GUBERMENT PROPAGANDA, PEW PEW PEW PEW

  A movie about a bunch of dudes “coming in behind”?

  I never wanna hear Danger Zone or Take my breath away, in a movie ever again. So many sweaty dudes, not enough kissing 😗.

  Gay.

Recent reviews

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  Mufasa: The Lion King 2024

  ★★½ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  Movie looks great, but I just don’t care for live action Disney movies. Some things should just be left alone as they were.

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  O'Dessa 2025

  ★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  O’Dear :(

Popular reviews

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  Speak No Evil 2024

  ★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  List of people in this movie I’d rather hang out with over Ben:

  1. All of them

  Ben is a fantastic poster boy for Tesla, basically a massive wimp with zero survival skills.

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  Robots 2005

  ★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  The cast of this movie is ridiculous, the names just don’t stop.

  Also how is Aunt Fanny not in prison for quite literally killing another robot with a fart?