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Favorite films

  • The Brood
  • Crimes of Passion
  • Love Exposure
  • Mona Lisa

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  • Becky

    ★★

  • Night Screams

    ★★½

  • Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F

    ★★★

  • Semiotic Plastic

    ★★★★

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  • Castle Freak

    Castle Freak

    ★★

    When the bloodthirsty creature is the most likeable character, you know the film is doing something wrong.

  • Holy Shit!

    Holy Shit!

    ★★

    Love it when German filmmakers dare to make genre films. Hate it when it turns out to be shit. Literally.

    To be fair: The last half hour rocks quite well and I have a soft spot for the Münchener Freiheit song. 😬

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  • Commando

    Commando

    ★★★

    I’m still a bit speechless. Of course I don't expect high art from an 80s action movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger as the lead. But what director Mark L. Lester delivers here is sheer reactionary absurdity.

    Schwarzeneggers’ protagonist John Matrix is allowed to completely go bananas, ripping cars and phone booths in pieces with his bare hands and mowing down hundreds of bad guys without any emotion. The scenes showing him in familial bonding with his film daughter Alyssa Milano are…

  • White Fire

    White Fire

    ★★★

    The most moustache movie of them all.