Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  I Am Here....Now 2009

  Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Bro played the movie back in reverse at the end. This is not "outsider art" this is just a sad old man with the mentality of an 11 year old boy and the taste of a 19 year old boy who works at a Taco Bell in Vegas

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  Double Down 2005

  Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Genuine hated this why am I torturing myself, this guy is the worst kind of guy. How did he even make his money to fund these he is so dumb

Popular reviews

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  The Gorge 2025

  ½ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  This is a fun one to yell at while watching because the whole movie is basically a stoned 15-year-old girl's poorly thought out sketch of a video game they'd like to play, somehow manifested into a film that has Sigourney Weaver in it for like 5 minutes for seemingly no reason (she looks GREAT though). Pure schlock. Some burning questions I had: Why did the East Tower lady have a full ass men's tailored suit just laying around there? How…

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  The Matrix Resurrections 2021

  ★ Watched 29 Jan 2025

  This was awful and made me really sad. Choreography horrific, whole story convoluted, I can't count this as part of the other movies. Fuckin Neil Patrick Harris chewing up the scenery and they brought back the Merovignian as a trash clown. When clips from the original movies were interspersed, I viscerally felt like "why am I just not watching those." I hope this is one of those movies that gets lost forever in some kind of streaming buyout limbo.