Jasper

Jasper

im very biased in my reviews. they are based on my own personal preferences. if you want a legit review this ain't it chief

Favorite films

  • Jurassic Park
  • The Crow
  • The Lost Boys
  • The Boondock Saints

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  • Death of a Unicorn

    ★★★½

  • The Monkey

    ★★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • The Monkey

    ★★★★★

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  • Death of a Unicorn

    Death of a Unicorn

    ★★★½

    FOR SCIENCE! [snorts unicorn dust]

    will poulter and anthony carrigan are the best parts of this movie hands down.

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★★★

    yes this is my third time watching it yes i will be watching it more yes it is stupid yes i still love this movie and yes i want that pathetic dilf

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  • Like Minds

    Like Minds

    ★★★

    me watching this at age 16: i can fix him
    me watching this at age 22: i can fix him but whatever the hell's wrong with him is way funnier

  • Bright Falls

    Bright Falls

    ★★★★★

    this is twin peaks but with will graham. five stars. kissing alan wake on the lips.