Favorite films

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  Long Shot 2019

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 17 Feb 2024

  who the hell answers “what?” when charlize theron is asking you to fuck her from behind, slap her ass really hard and choke her a little bit?????
  the only correct answer to that kind of request, coming from charlize theron, is obviously “yes ma’am.”

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  thank you cate blanchett and michael fassbender you just confirmed my bisexuality

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  Vitória 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  fernanda montenegro nosso maior patrimônio histórico

Popular reviews

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  My Old Ass 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Nov 2024

  let me tell you if my older self looked anything like aubrey plaza i would DEFINITELY do more than just kiss myself i don’t care

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  Child's Play 2019

  ★★★ Watched 15 Sep 2024 1

  spent the whole movie pretending the boy and the mom were rio vidal and nicholas scratch