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The Big Wedding 2013
no matter how much happens, you simply cannot predict the absolute fucking lunacy that happens in this movie.
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27 Dresses 2008
oh no what misfortune what a hindrance that a conventionally gorgeous and charming man with mutual interests and striking blue eyes keeps sending me flowers and love notes what is this life whatever shall i do?
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Return of the Jedi 1983
+ idk man, jabba's little jazz bar is kind of a vibe.
+ star wars episode v: attack of the delightfully mischievous teddy bears
+ tfw you realize you unwittingly made out with your twin brother
+ i do believe a hug from an ewok would solve all my problems.
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The Empire Strikes Back 1980
various one-liner reviews i've thought of but couldn’t decide between:
- your highnessness
- "i'd rather kiss a wookie!"
"that can be arranged."
- siblings or dating, galactic edition
- laser brain.
- han and leia are the end-all-be-all of enemies to lovers.
- yoda is my favourite muppet.
- yoda sun, dobby moon, gollum rising
- i wouldn’t mind being carbon froze myself right about now, tbh.
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