Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  One Day 2024

  ★½ Watched 28 Feb 2024

  My sober mum of 12 years told me she wanted to “drink whiskey” over this show…. I’ve never found anything so relatable.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Oct 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Recent reviews

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  Cocaine Bear 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  Great parenting from the bear who shared drugs with her kids.

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  Carry-On 2024

  ★★★ Watched 17 Jan 2025

  If it wasn’t for the Christmas music and the ‘Christmas Eve’ mention… I would’ve forgotten this was supposed to be a Christmas movie.

Popular reviews

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  Rush 2013

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Sep 2024 1

  This whole time I thought they were gonna fall in love… Slightly disappointed but at least I got to see the beauty that is Chris Hemsworth’s ass.

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  Dream Scenario 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Aug 2024 1

  Sorry, but haven’t we all had a sexual dream about Nicholas Cage…?? Old news man, old news.