i wish i could say i liked this movie bc i really enjoyed the first half. perfect execution of heightened reality used exactly how i like it + incredible art direction and ace attorney level names to match . sadly the horse stuff stopped being funny and/or shocking almost immediately + the cgi was awful to look at. im so sorry cassius
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Cinderella 2015
really really wanted to like it :( but every choice confused me & it was worse than the original in basically every aspect.
excessive compulsive detailing of the setting & cast keep making the core plot more muddled and less romantic + magical. mostly just perplexing. did they want a more "realistic" cinderella? it's neither that nor fairytale-like. makes you deeply aware that youre watching a movie at every second. in a bad way. costume design was 90% of the draw for…
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Bad Genius 2024
the thriller aspects were the best part. expertly crafted, v much suported by great art & cinematography. had me stressed the entire time 2 the point of severe headache (delightful). the dialogue scenes surrounding them were way more formulaic than expected. sad. predictable emotional beats take u out of the bitter discomfort underlying the whole movie ("not everyone can win" + "the ones with the most to lose suffer"). jarring when people get to win and do the right thing that…
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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 1999
shockingly effective comedy despite expectations. fat bastard ruined it with explicit punching down when there's already a character contrasting confident sexuality with being unattractive and that's our main character + the entire point of the plot. disrespectful. we dont need that joke spelled out for us via worse character. 50/50 on good bits/bigotry. had a fun time :) will watch the first one sometime to hopefully enjoy a fat bastard-less good bond parody experience
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