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where i opine on stuff i've seen

Favorite films

  • Blue Velvet
  • Eraserhead
  • Mulholland Drive
  • The Straight Story

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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★

  • Black Bag

    ★★★★½

  • The Substance

    ★★★★½

  • The Monkey

    ★★½

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  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★★★½

    I always think about how movie commercials from 1996-2009 would all say shit like “critics are calling this ‘fun, smart and sexy.’” 

    Well, this on is really fun, smart, and sexy.  Crisp and cool.

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    This is a really good addition to the workplace dystopia subgenre.

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  • Harold and Maude

    Harold and Maude

    ★★★★★

    Emotionally excavating cinema. I first saw Harold and Maude at 14 and it rewired my brain. Tonight I saw it with my husband at the local movie theater for their Rom Com Wednesdays special for the month of February.

    I have a tendency of overhyping movies I love to him. Thankfully I must have undersold this one. It’s even funnier and more beautiful than I remembered. For the rest of the night my heart was full my eyes on the verge of tears. Wow what a picture.

  • Better Man

    Better Man

    ★★★★½

    Going in, I knew a nothing about Take That and nothing important about Robbie Williams. But for an American I probably knew more than most people on my side of the globe.

    As a kid in 1998, I knew he had a shirtless picture in the Guinness Book of World Records that made me feel things.  When I was in the car I denied liking the song Millennium to my nü metal brothers even though I was clearly humming along.…