Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Sabrina 1954

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  sabrina's worst impulse: being a little silly
  the larrabee bloodline's worst impulse: sex pest

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  Remembering Gene Wilder 2023

  ★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  im coming out as a hater of this doco, and i love gene. lazily put together, a majority of the content being his audiobook, or just other publically available footage. Edited sloppily, and lowkey fucked up how they implied gilda relied on gene for something daddy issues related. no driving narrative other than that he was just a lovely guy like the audience expected. really only its saving grace are about half the interviews with his collaborators, but even still those seemed like surface level anecdotes

Popular reviews

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  Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire 2024

  ★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2024 2

  what if I told you the next tall slender Tumblr sexyman is in this movie and it's NOT james acaster's character

  honestly a movie of wasted potentials:
  -the gayest little girl you've ever seen and the several story disservices handed to her
  -1 beautiful puppet of note (2 counting acaster)
  -back in new york yet probably the most sedentary final battle ever
  -kinda shoddy cgi for the non puppet foes
  -minionfication of stay puft
  -so many fucking characters and yet dan Aykroyd gets fifty percent of the dialogue to be a sciency mumbo jumbo exposition machine

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  Love Lies Bleeding 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2024 1

  met my second cousin for the first time a few weeks ago. she's like 14 and wouldn't shut up about "muscle mommies". I hope she gets to see this.

  it may feel like a moot point given everyone else has made it, nevertheless please PLEASE see this in the cinema!!! equal parts beauty, tension, gore, dave franco weird face, and the mullet at its height of gender neutrality allyship!