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  Home Sweet Home Alone 2021

  ½ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  This is genuinely one of the worst fucking scripts for a movie I may have ever seen. Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to hinge this movie on a unlikable protagonist despite casting a likeable charismatic kid in the role? Why would I root against the burglars???? I watched this dogshit to finish a YouTube video.

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Nov 2024

  Sensational sets, mind bending practical effects, incredible sound design, Bjorn might actually the dumbest fucking character in Alien history, a score that captures that essence I’ve missed for so long, god damn Bjorn was dumb, two leads providing a genuine chemistry and probably giving us our most compelling bond since Ripley and Newt, jesus christ fuck Bjorn. 

  What a fun time! Team Andy all the way!

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  Bad Boys: Ride or Die 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Nov 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Oct 2024

  Look, man. I'm really not asking for much when it comes to this shit. Especially a Deadpool movie and there's a very obvious conversation to have about a potential R-Rated future for certain Marvel heroes and films....obviously not all of them will be as edgy as a Deadpool movie, but I don't think they'll bungle other tones.

  And, damn it, I will say that I was one of the losers that almost shed a tear over the cowl and some of the guest appearances. Laura Kinney deserves the world. Y'all can kiss my ass.

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