lycnthropy

lycnthropy Pro

all this clown bitch does is write mean reviews about terrible netflix original romcoms

Favorite films

  • Inception
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Chicago
  • The Florida Project

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  • The Twister: Caught in the Storm

    ★★★

  • The Taste of Things

    ★★★★

  • Wolfwalkers

    ★★★★

  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    ★★★★½

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  • Christmas Wedding Planner

    Christmas Wedding Planner

    I was eating fish sticks at 2 am while watching this movie and choked mid chew when I saw the fucking chef look at his wrist for the time. his bare. watch-less. wrist. holy shit how was this film allowed to happen

  • The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

    The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

    ★★★★½

    i didn't actually watch this movie tonight; i'm just posting this review while i'm dead crossed so i can say that catching fire is the best film of all time.