Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Pearl 2022

  ★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Movie so stupid I wish Pearl would kill ME

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  Dangerous Liaisons 1988

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  Sexiest people alive look sexily into each others sexy eyes

Popular reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★ Watched 14 Jul 2024

  Nic cage was handed a script that just said “be a weird little freak boy”

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Aug 2024

  Glorified fan fiction, but good lord in heaven was it fun

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