Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Two Days 2003

  ★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  I got a deposit on your ass, fuckface!

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  Mad Max 2 1981

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Villains just aren't ass out anymore like they used to be

Popular reviews

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  Beetlejuice 1988

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Sep 2024

  I got demons running all through me, all through me!

  So many fun, elaborate practical effects and sculptures!! Every single line Lydia said was real as hell and Adam being bad at reading is honestly funny as hell

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  Secretary 2002

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Sep 2024

  The way I would obsessively watch shitty 30 seconds clips of this on YouTube when I was like 12 😭😭 it's all come full circle I never thought I'd be old enough to watch it

  Watching this now, it's not even crazy its basically just softcore but this shit blew my mind as a kid! And honestly it holds up pretty good