Idk just didn't quite have the teeth I was hoping it would.
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Cuckoo 2024
Featuring the hottest "your body, my choice" guy of the year. What a weird little picture. Nothing particularly surprising (fuck the trailer for this movie) but does most of what it's doing well. The writing stumbles a bit and alternates between too vague and overexplained. The entire thrust of Hunter Schafer's survival in this doesn't make a lot of sense with hindsight, but it's worth just enjoying the ride all the way through in spite of that.
Spontaneous vomit bless
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Godzilla Minus One 2023
Godzilla has some serious thighs in this one. Musta had some BBL consults in the VFX room. Absolute unit.
Anyway, this is the apex of emotional kaiju cinema. Saw it in IMAX and was genuinely afraid for my life. The pacing might divert from the rhythm a lot of viewers are used to, but I can't possibly let that take away from the visual and aural intensity of this timber-shivering masterwork. The human story is shockingly moving if a touch…
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Before Sunrise 1995
Paying old couples to argue as obtrusively as possible to achieve this via deception
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