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Donnie Darko 2001
first of all, papa smurf didn't create smurfette. gargamel did. she was sent in as gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the smurf village. but the overwhelming goodness of the smurf way of life transformed her. and as for the whole gang-bang scenario—it just couldn't happen. smurfs are asexual. they don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. that's what's so illogical, you know, about being a smurf. what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
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La La Land 2016
my third watch and i still feel the urge to throw out my zoloft due to the free serotonin this movie brings me. but then “welcome to seb’s” and i remember and don’t!
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The Princess Bride 1987
the duel between westley and inigo was more homoerotic than challengers and i stand by that
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