Really missed opportunity to focus more on the actual hottest character in that movie (Bernard from The Santa Clause)
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The Substance 2024
Watched this at a movie party and was trying to riff with the fellas but I got too invested and then I had to focus on not open-face sobbing
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The Parallax View 1974
Some strange things are happening in the political heart of America, *checks notes* Seattle.
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2004
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Local Doctor invents new abstract method of coercing young women instead of loving his wife, but the demons of his past come back to make out with him
I cried twice, which isn't that impressive for me but still pretty good.
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