Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Fly 1986

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Batman: Assault on Arkham 2014

  ★★ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  dogshit

Popular reviews

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  Tango & Cash 1989

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2024

  Name a gayer movie. You actually can't. I was so scared they were going to have sex on screen.

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  Suicide Squad 2016

  ★ Watched 12 Jun 2024

  "Not me shorty.... I'm beautiful"

  Just awful. It's awful as a movie, awful as something trying to pass as a piece of DC media, just bad. The writing is horrid and everything about the plot was just thrown together. I might be biased and maybe they mentioned it but where the fuck was Batman? Shows up once and just dips and then they just leave this group of inmates to save the day? Bro had to be taking a nap…