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Favorite films

  • Alien
  • Barbarella
  • Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
  • The Village

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  • Adolescence

    ★★★★★

  • Flow

    ★★★★

  • The Electric State

  • When You’re Here, You’re Pizza

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  • American Movie

    American Movie

    ★★★★★

    “The boss looked at me in the eye and said, ‘Mark, I hope this is the beginning of a longggg relationship.’ I tell you what, man, that scared the shit out of me. Years of vacuuming at a cemetery. I don’t see how people can go, fucking, year after year at these stupid jobs and not wanna make something of themselves, I don’t get it man. But no, you ain’t gonna see me vacuuming some fucking floors.”

    When I have my own movie theater I’m gonna show this movie every Thanksgiving.

  • Spider-Man

    Spider-Man

    ★★★★★

    “The truth is, you don’t know what you feel. Except you know what kind of man you want to be. It’s as if you’ve reached the unreachable, and you weren’t ready for it.”

    Don’t even know how many times I’ve seen this movie at this point, but I believe it’s perfect. A masterclass on origin stories, comic book adaptation, and first loves. I love this movie so much.

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  • Adolescence

    Adolescence

    ★★★★★

    Stephen Graham Calvin Klein ad now.

    In all seriousness this is one of the best shows I’ve ever seen. Hell yeah.

  • Flow

    Flow

    ★★★★

    The first movie I’ve ever seen that I can say is also Giorno (my dog) approved!!! Wonderfully meditative and lush. I really enjoyed my time with this.

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  • The Devil Wears Prada

    The Devil Wears Prada

    ★★★

    Unironically one of the best movie posters ever. Should be regarded next to Jaws.

    Glad this movie came out when it did so that I didn’t have to hear the word twink.

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

    “You tied me up.”

    A flood that never pools. It reeks and stains. Privileged and unheard.